this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I love you. Go after that dick
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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