carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
this beer tastes like vomit already
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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