So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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