he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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