Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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