no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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