NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
When are your genitals available?
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
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