Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
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