no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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