So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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