hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
