Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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