O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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