Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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