So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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