the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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