Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
My dick has a subreddit
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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