1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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