This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
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