Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I accidentally had phone sex last night
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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