Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Randomize
