If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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