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i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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