I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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