what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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