wanna go halves on a baby?
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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