Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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