so that wasnt chicken after all
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
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