$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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