Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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