honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
How does one acquire holy water?
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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