It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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