so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Green mimosas i think yes
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Randomize
