Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
whose ass print is on the piano?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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