What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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