What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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