Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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