kristin has been a bad kristin
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
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