I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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