just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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