At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Randomize
