ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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