love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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