So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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