Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
So vagazzling was a success
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