We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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