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It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
my sisters under your porch take her home
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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