Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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