Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
her facebook's as public as her vagina
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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