i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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