Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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