I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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